LETTERS FROM MY DRAFT BOX
Due to complication from life, this week, enjoy some letters of existential woe from my draft box:
April 25, 2011
i have lifted myself up out of poverty to no real avail. the difference now is a new found freedom, that freedom which lies in my ability to consume. [...]
DAM YOU GRAVITY
I feel like an electric currant is constantly shocking me, like I’m walking around with my hair spiked up while smoke rises from my head. I don’t think everything is collapsing necessarily, it’s just– staying the same. I feel the mounting weight of the universe on my shoulder, it tells me to [...]
STANDUP
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Since June 2011 I've graced the stages of Gotham, NYCC, Stand-Up New York, and other horrible places I can't remember.WRITER
Writing Samples
I write things -- lists, stories, instructions, recipes, TV scripts, lolcats, reports, suicide notes...
ARTIST
Lookit Art
I've been exhibiting and performing as an artist for the past five years. My work has been shown in New York, L.A., and my mom's garage.FOODIE
Yummy Food
In 2009, I launched North River Food. The blog documents family recipes and my culinary adventures.
