DAM YOU GRAVITY
I feel like an electric currant is constantly shocking me, like I’m walking around with my hair spiked up while smoke rises from my head. I don’t think everything is collapsing necessarily, it’s just– staying the same.
I stopped reading the news because I don’t want to become dependent on it for jokes. However, I’m also kind of hermit. Milkshakes?
This was the front page of my website in 2003: